Articles provided for Player Guide to assist dating
by Gisela Garcia
Knight Ridder Newspapers

Let me guess ... you’re a guy; you haven’t an ice cube’s chance in hell to get so much as a look from a woman, let alone a date, and you’re lonely.

What’s a boy to do?

Well, you could check out The Player Guide at www.fastseduction.com and get a lesson or two on how to score a chick.

Or not. I mean, The Player Guide? PLEASE. Even worse than the title, the site uses terms like kinosthetics and ljbf (that’s “let’s just be friends”) to instruct guys on how to meet girls. Just check out the long, detailed articles on how to close the deal with a woman, which, to these geniuses, means basically harassing them:

“ (Go to) gourmet coffee shops to meet girls. Try and talk in detail about the different sensations and aromas of her drink. Women love descriptive talk, especially if it involves something that can even be compared to a sexual sensation. The whipped cream, the cherry on top, how the blend of the coffee with the different liqueurs reminds you of a hot and steamy Latin love dance stimulating your taste buds beyond comparison, etc.”

Honestly, the stuff these idiots tell you to do is more likely to get you a slap in the face than a phone number. You’re better off spending your time with your latest issue of Playboy than you would be if you tackle The Player Guide. Unless you WANT a restraining order.

Rating: 3 out of 10 bytes.

Last Updated: 4/14/2004
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